imaginethehetalians:

2p!Canada can beat 2p!America at arm wrestling. Al refuses to admit defeat.

howell-lester-phanfics:

this will never not make me laugh

realityexistsinmymind:

stereofeathers:

whatismgmt:

Do u ever wanna punch urself in the face for procrastinating and ruining ur life

yeah but I never get around to it

idk if this is funny or sad

dandehaane:

things i need u to please know right now:

  • bad days don’t last forever
  • napping is never a crime
  • all the cells in ur body are working so hard to keep u healthy and happy and they love u very much
  • also dogs, they love u very much
  • instant hot chocolate takes 2 minutes to make and requires no culinary expertise please indulge urself
  • u are a part of this world 
  • and a very important part
  • don’t doubt that for a single second

bisexualfaithlehane:

cumberbatshit:

IM SO HAPPY

is your dad phil coulson?

karkats-screaming-tentadick:

hippopotthefuckingllamas:

So youre telling me an Onix alone couldn’t pull Charizard out of the pipe….

onix has 45 attack which is the same as butterfree he’s a weak ass motherfucker and couldn’t pull himself out of a wet paper bag.

karkats-screaming-tentadick:

hippopotthefuckingllamas:

So youre telling me an Onix alone couldn’t pull Charizard out of the pipe….

onix has 45 attack which is the same as butterfree he’s a weak ass motherfucker and couldn’t pull himself out of a wet paper bag.

just-uta-things:

tattooed-disappointment:

angry-slowpoke:

Guess what I got at the thrift store

is it a number 2? use that shit on every scantronevery time someones like "please take out your number 2 pencil"take it out and scream
“ME HOY MENOY”

ME HOY MENOY

just-uta-things:

tattooed-disappointment:

angry-slowpoke:

Guess what I got at the thrift store

is it a number 2? use that shit on every scantron
every time someones like
"please take out your number 2 pencil"
take it out and scream

ME HOY MENOY”

ME HOY MENOY


  • Britain: Excuse Me
  • Netherlands: Excuseer me
  • Mexico: Perdon
  • Italy: Permesso
  • France: Pardon
  • Canada: Sorry
  • America: Get the fuck out of my way douchedick
  • Australia: Move cunt or I'll run you down with my kangaroo

mewtripled:

this happened to me in class on monday

tetedetele:

curious-wiccan:

Norwegian forest cat chasing a fox

“‘DOG GOES MEOW’, HUH? I’LL SHOW YOU WHO GOES MEOW, MOTHERFUCKER!”

tetedetele:

curious-wiccan:

Norwegian forest cat chasing a fox

“‘DOG GOES MEOW’, HUH? I’LL SHOW YOU WHO GOES MEOW, MOTHERFUCKER!”




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1010meha:

OK SO THE 

Principality of Wy

IS A LEGIT MICRO-COUNTRY

HERE’S THE PRINCE:

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AND SO APPARENTLY THE ONLY REASON PEOPLE KNOW THIS COUNTRY EVEN EXISTS is because

THATS RIGHT PEOPLE

HETALIA.

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SO THE PRINCE WAS SO GRATEFUL TO HIDAKEZ HIMARUYA

HE PAINTED THIS:image

NOTICE WY WITH HER TRADEMARK CLOTHING, HAIR AND PAINTBRUSH.

AND SEALAND IN THE BACKGROUND

GODDAMN HETALIA

YOU HAVE ATTRACTED THE ATTENTION OF THE PRINCE OF WY

WOW 

JUST

WOW

thelittlespookyensign:

Matthew Williams is the kind of guy who will let you braid his hair and make him flower crowns but the second someone says “dude, that’s girls stuff, why are you letting them do that?” he’ll get out his hockey stick ready to break some faces

alafiyatried:

mrnargalicious:

tibby-wynter:

fartgallery:

i bet dragons would probably think it’s really cool that we produce water in our mouths

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That last image is too adorable to not reblog.

this is the cutest

amovible:

mira-of-sassgard:

I lost my shit at self-governing snakes.

"Only thinks of you as a friend "

amovible:

mira-of-sassgard:

I lost my shit at self-governing snakes.

"Only thinks of you as a friend "